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Since the British prince confirmed that he's officially off the market, we've already got our eyes on another royal -- Brunei's Prince Abdul Mateen.

The 25-year-old prince who happens to be single, is pretty much like your average guy, except he plays polo, flies private jets and has a killer jawline.

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Naturally, he's killing it on Instagram, where he has nearly 400,000 followers.

The prince graduated from the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in 2011 as a Second Lieutenant.

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He was also awarded a Master's Degree in Arts from the University of London's School of Oriental and African Studies last year.

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Prince Mateen is the fourth son of Brunei's ruler, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah, who has an estimated fortune of $20 billion.

The Sultan has seven daughters and five sons.

"I have a really big family, but I'm closest to my elder brother and two sisters. We do everything together," Prince Mateen told GQ.

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He also appears to be fond of animals, though we're not entirely sure how legal it is to own tiger and leopard cubs.

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Needless to say, most of the comments left on his photos are by swooning girls.

But what does he look for in a partner?

"I would say someone who is genuine and real. Someone who is very simple, that's what I like," he said.

Form a queue behind me please, ladies.